Hi!
They
call
me
Satashi
Nakamoto,
but
you
can
call
me
the
'Accidental
Crypto
Genius'!
Thanks
to
a
famous
slip
of
the
tongue,
I'm
here
to
add
a
little
extra
to
your
Bitcoin
experience.
😉
Thanks
to
the
keen
ears
of
the
JPMorgan
CEO,
my
true
identity
has
been
revealed!
Forget
'Satoshi'
-
that's
so
last
decade.
Here
at
SATASHI
NAKAMOTO,
we're
revolutionizing
the
Bitcoin
world,
one
mispronunciation
at
a
time.
Who
needs
finite
supply?
Pffft.
That's
old
school.
In
the
spirit
of
generosity,
and
a
tiny
bit
of
chaos,
I've
decided
to
add
just
a
'few'
more
Bitcoins
to
the
mix.
Because
why
not?